Paperwork

Foot of California Street at Market

On Sunday, January 24, I found an old draft of a soap opera parody I created years ago for the boys in our Residential Lending Marketing and Finance (Accounting) Depts at Bank of America.  Yeah, in the office, we weren't always doing paperwork for our bosses....but other fun things with each other.

The working title is called Paperwork or Paperweight since one of the characters is eventually murdered by a paperweight.  

Our Bank of America offices was located then at 50 California Street, a block up from where the cable starts and ends at the foot of California Street at Market

Bank of America in the story is known as Bank of Just Desserts.

San Francisco is City and County of St. Francis.

Each character has the first name of one of our staff members, their last names based on what I thought of them:  

• Glenn Warneke is. Glenn Worncrap, probably my best office buddy back then after he discovered I had an affair in the office with Jack Strang in IT. 
• Beautiful lips Michael Warren is Micheal Witty.
• Joel Luebkeman (Charles's big crush in those days) is Joel Lean&Slim. 
• Charles Pearson is Chase Lubricant, the main character.  
• Bill Brayle, Glenn and Michael's crush, is Billy Bra, the murder victim because we (Charles, Glenn and Micheal) really think Bill who is married is gay; too we want Bill to be gay because he's so cute.
• Rick L, a VP officer in Finance who Glenn nor Michael or I can stand is Rick Littledick.  Littledick we call him that because we can't stand the sight of Rick who is always talking.

Though Chase is accused of being the murderer after he is raped by Billy Bra, it is Ric LIttledick who murders Billy in a violent fit of anger after Billy rejects Littledick .

Katrina (who's last name I forget) and was a VP in our Marketing is Det. Katrina Bland who attempts to unmask the killer she thinks is Chase Lubricant

I read one episode and rather liked it after all these years.

Pure camp!

But crap...